Questions you don’t wanna ask…

Posted: May 3, 2011 in Uncategorized
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Ever come back from a trip and someone’s home, they open the door and the next question that comes out their mouth is ; “Are you back?”…. We’d like to believe there are no stupid questions but some just defy the concept of human intelligence. Here are a few question scenarios we think are really too stupid to be asked…

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?- What’s your answer?- No! I’m training to die.

2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- need to be fixed?- No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.

3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: – Are you going out in this rain?- No, in the next one.

4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: – You Awake? – No. Going back to bed!

5. Your friend calls your home:- Where are you?- At news café! I brought my House over!

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just av a bath?- No, I swam in the bath!

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator from the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?- No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come get me.

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- Flowers?- No baby! Carrots.

9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: – Is anyone in there?- No! The SHIT is talking to you!

10. You head straight to bank with a cheque ready to get money:-Then the lady asks you, In cash?- No, In clips and plastics.

Authored by ‘Lola
‘Lola is the editor here at ‘La Critique’ and can be reached at or follow on twitter @Lolaelblack

  1. charles says:

    Hahaha! True true!

  2. Don says:

    this is just crazy….still laughing out loud….

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